Laundry Binge

I'm on a laundry binge and can't be stopped. It's 3:30 in the morning so I would like to stop but just as soon as I think it's a good idea to go to bed, I hear *ding ding* telling me another load is done and here we go again. It's a vicious cycle. But don't worry, I'm not so neurotic as to think it's a good idea to start ironing. I have an entire laundry basket full of un-ironed goods. In fact, there are items in there I probably haven't seen for a good year or so. Shhhh! Just to tick me off, Dave occasionally digs through the basket and pulls out a wrinkled shirt and actually wears it- in public! Obviously it hasn't ticked me off enough to do anything about it! Nice try Dave-o! Looks like it's time for us to get some kind of laundry service. And on that note (*ding ding*), I'm outta here!