The other night we were over at Mike and Amy's house having ourselves a good ole time. The kids were running about and as usual, Sara had to go pee. She goes into the bathroom and leaves the door wide open. No big deal- until we see Livvy booking it as fast as she can for the bathroom. Lately Olivia has had a slight obsession with the bathroom. More than just the bathroom though, the toilet. I do a good job keeping the toilet lid and the bathroom door closed. Other members of our household (aka: Sara) do not. Back to the story- Livvy runs in there. Neither Dave nor I want to go assess the situation. We sit and stare at each other, having our usual non verbal stand-off:
Dave: You go.
Nat: I went last time.
Dave: No, I did.
Nat: You're right but you still go anyway.
Dave: ehhhhhhhhhhh.........
Nat: Remember how I am home with them all day and never get a break?
Dave: FINE.
This mental dialogue could go on all day because really, who wants to get up from the table, the games, the snacks, and a good time to fetch a strong willed baby intent on dipping her fingers in and supping from the toilet bowl? Not I. Not Dave. Not anyone else at the table. Anywho, Dave gets up. Not much time has passed. Mere seconds. He runs into the bathroom and already... a casualty. The binky is swimming in the toilet. Dang it! Dave reaches in and rescues the binky.
For any of you that have yourselves a binky baby, you will probably appreciate and/or understand the rest of the story. The rest of you just might barf.
Dave grabs the binky and informs the rest of us what has happened. Rather than toss it (heaven forbid), Dave rushes it over to the kitchen sink. He douses it in anti-bacterial soap and gives it a good scrubbing. While standing in the kitchen he notices a pan of boiling macaroni on the stove. He tosses the binky in for a good sterilization. So I guess today we need to send out kudos to Sydney, who unknowingly ate fecally contaminated mac n' cheese.
The water was boiling... We also need to give a shout out to Livvy who was happy as a clam to have her binky back in her mouth just moments after it was nearly flushed down into a watery grave.
Clearly a case of parenting at its finest. Way to go Dave!