Thursday, April 1, 2010

Another reason I stopped buying Charmin

Today has not been a particularly great day at the Jackson house. The middle of the night brought with it poops and pukes. And so today we have been doing just that. Well, not really. The kids puked in the night and haven't since (phew). Looking on the bright side, they both made it to the toilet. It seems that what we lack in other areas we make up for in the responsible puking area. Fine by me.

So pretty much I was in my bed til 11:00 a.m. swatting my kids away because my stomach hurt and I got minimal sleep the night before. Anytime I abandon my kids (or leave them with their father) I know I will need to call in HAZMAT (which is me, by the way) to deal with the repercussions. Today was no exception.

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Exhibit C:


And the culprit?


Yes, it appears the face of disaster may be changing in our family. Could Olivia be handing off the torch to another destructive force? Doubtful. I think I need to prepare myself for a tag-team effort by these two little ones.

I actually didn't see either of them do this. I was clued into the situation by the plunger laying on my bedroom floor. There is only one child in my house who has what I like to call 'Plunger Fascination'. Spencer.

And no, I haven't cleaned it up yet. Faced with two choices, 1- clean the toilet up or 2- blog about it, I chose #2. So yep, I have delayed long enough. I shouldn't put the inevitable off any longer- heaven knows today isn't a good day to be down a toilet...